It’s too easy. And at the same time It’s too hard.
I sit and think What shall I write now Too much choice
I want to write Something uplifting But I’m cross.
Cross all the time And I think I need To stop that
So here’s a joke:
How many tories Does it take To change a lightbulb?
A spad or two to decide to remove the existing lightbulb A courtesan journalist to break the news on twitter at 10pm A handful to invent something that doesn’t give off any light, but that matches some weird ideological position that they have. A civil service who are asked to force this thing that isn’t a lightbulb into the socket A minister to categorically state that the new approach is exactly what is needed A prime minister to shout about the benefits of darkness A minister to categorically state that darkness is the future and won’t be changing A minister to announce that the policy has been dropped A civil service to mop up the problems cause by all of the above.