Ass Sanctuary
Once again the tabloids scream
Man on left is traitor
He’s got this plot of land you see
A property speculator
Of course the headline’s bollocks
You’d have to be a fool
The piece of land’s a sanctuary
For Asses and for Mules
Which kind of writes the joke itself
Believe what’s in the mail?
It’s you then, that’s the donkey
And your conscience that’s for sale
For those you know that like this crap
What you can do for them.
Send them round some donkey pooh
And simply say ‘Eeyore then’
(c) Michael Gurner – May 2020
